"I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation."

I think Whoopi nicked that from George Carlin who said "I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic f***ing hatreds".

Anyway, I can't use that as I don't swear.  Neither do I have major psychotic f***ing hatreds, although they sound like fun.

What I do have, is a pet spider, that I feed daily and care for, and look after.  

Feel free to see him here, and you're also welcome to double click here and there to leave him some food to eat.  Please don't pull him around by the legs, he gets dizzy and doesn't like it.

"Only Death Can Cure Stupidity"

This had me in bloody stitches!

No wonder the Japanese have that particular proverb!

"If You Gaze Long Enough Into The Abyss, The Abyss Will Gaze Back Into You"

I wonder if this was what Nietzsche had in mind?  Everyone has seen the Patterson film right? Kinda boring really. The Gable film though... That creature moves fast, it's damn aggressive, and those teeth at the end, ouch! In a nutshell, there's a heavily forested area of Michigan that has always had rumours of 'dogmen', bigfoot like creatures. This film was found at a car-boot sale, and nobody knows who shot it. The fella that found it and published it, got so much flak from people saying that it was a fake, that he actually turned round one day and admitted that it was a fake just to stop the abuse. A lot of people in the field of cryptozoology (yes they do exist!), are adamant about it's authenticity. Check out the way that creature moves. Can you think of a creature that moves like that? A human couldn't. 

Oh, The Patterson film for reference... I'm sure it's as fake as hell, even if the technology for those gorilla suits wasn't around for another 20 years and the experts say that no creatures or humans walk / move like that... then again....

"...About As Useful As A One Legged Man At An Arse Kicking Contest"

- Blackadder.

I've often been accused of not knowing my arse from my elbow... rather unfairly usually.  Just to prove it, I got 20 out of 20 on this test... 

http://www.zegelin.com/love_files/ArseorElbow.htm#

Goal of the DECADE

Absolutely SENSATIONAL goal by young Simon Cox of Swindon.  I can't think of any Prem striker that could have scored this goal.  

Anelka, Ronaldo, Rooney, Drogba, Adebayour, Van Persie, Torres, all would have made a beeline towards goal.  If any of them had actually scored it, it would be voted Goal of the Season hands down.

I think the lad (Simon Cox) will definitely get a move to a Championship side in the summer, or maybe even one of the newly promoted teams to the Prem will take a punt on him.  I bet Reading are currently rueing their decision to let him go!

Just to prove this is no fluke, check out his goal against Fenerbache, AMAZING.