"I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation."

I think Whoopi nicked that from George Carlin who said "I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic f***ing hatreds".

Anyway, I can't use that as I don't swear.  Neither do I have major psychotic f***ing hatreds, although they sound like fun.

What I do have, is a pet spider, that I feed daily and care for, and look after.  

Feel free to see him here, and you're also welcome to double click here and there to leave him some food to eat.  Please don't pull him around by the legs, he gets dizzy and doesn't like it.