Obviously, because you are reading this, you have a modicum of intelligence. Obviously therefore, one knows that when one contemplates motivation, one must first consider Maslow and his Hierarchy of Needs model. One must then consider, why is he talking posh, he's from East London!
OK, let's change the vernacular... Ok,ok, the posh is gone, just me again, innit?
Motivation. I only had a scrap to start with, and now it's gone, long gone.
My body into temple thing... Didn't really work. Well, it did for a month, I was looking and feeling better, and looking forward to my daily routines which included;
Then one day, mid session, got into position for 'the plank', thought "I can't be asked", got up, walked away and haven't done a thing since!
It's actually worse than that. Whilst I was exercising, my appetite increased, and I started eating more chocolate, and when I stopped exercising I carried on with the chocolate and therefore I've actually put on weight!
Anyway, you're probably wondering what that has to do with Morpheus? Well, I briefly looked into the reasons for my failure.
Now, there is a theory that if you 'announce your plans to others, you satisfy your self-identity just enough, that you're less motivated to actually do it'. Trouble is, not only does that not make for good blog writing (yes I'm aware of the irony), I wouldn't want that to become common knowledge and be single-handedly responsible for the collapse of goal orientated communication around the world (great responsibility, great power, blah blah).
But that's not the reason for my failure. Oh no, there is a deeper darker reason. To quote Morpheus in full;
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
So, are you ready to take the red pill?
Ok, here goes... The New World Order/Freemasons/Illuminati/Reptilian Shape-Shifters, call them what you will, they didn't want me to succeed!
There, I've said it.
Now I know you're wondering what earth shattering proof I possess?
Well firstly, see this video that demonstrates that President Obama is really a robot and therefore controlled by shadowy figures in the background!
Now follow this link to see that the recent MTV music awards really were an occult ritual 21st Century style (and tedious link to the Katie Perry in a West Ham basque picture at a different MTV shindig).
These conspirators are everywhere, Jay-Z, Susan Boyle, the ubiquitous dollar bill, controlling what you see, hear, read and think.
Wait, what's that noise? Who'se outside? Men in white coats? NOOOOOOO
Like Nobel prizewinner Milosz said "In a room where people unanimously maintain a conspiracy of silence, one word of truth rings out like a pistol shot"
THIS IS MY PISTOL SHOT I TELL YOU, THIS IS MY PISTOL SHO...
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